20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

A friend sent this to me in email, so I wanted to share with you all. Happy Saturday!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise
Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
“In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For
Smuggling Diamonds”

7. Finish All Your sentences with “In Accordance With
The Prophecy.”

8. Don’t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat
with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To
Go.”

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems
Don’t Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And
Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You
Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The
Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your
Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I
Won!, I Won!”

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re
Loose!!”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…….

Let Someone else know about this list. Make them Smile!

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