AP Photo: Leona Helmsley and her dog Trouble.

Actually, I don’t know the dog, but sure wish I did. In fact, if they are taking applications for a dog caretaker, hit me up. I’ll keep Trouble, a/k/a the 12 million dollar dog, well fed and dressed. When she eats steak, so will I (can’t have Trouble eating alone, now can I?) We could also get our hair and nails done and dont’ forget the shopping. We could wear matching outfits.

Better be nice to your rich relative or you’ll be just like the Hemsley offsprings, wondering, why in the h-e double l did Leona leave a dog $12 million.

Thanks Rich for your breakdown on Leona Hemsley’s will. To read more, visit The Rich House.

TMZ.com  has obtained the plea agreement in the Michael Vick case. In it, Vick “admits the facts set forth in the statement of facts.”

A portion of the summary of facts reads “Vick agreed to the killing of approximately 6-8 dogs that did not perform well in testing sessions …”

He could face up to 5 years in jail.

More on Vick: Michael Vick “A Career Gone to the Dogs”

Do you think it was right for the sponsors to have the Ugliest Dog contest? Below is the winner for 2007:

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